I bought my textbooks online weeks ago, like a good girl, to ensure their arrival before the first day of class (August 27th). So this afternoon I drove to my university, hoping my books would be there waiting for me. The bookstore clerk was very obliging, and promptly handed me my textbooks. I counted them in their mailing bag, yep, 5 books. Then, unable to wait until I got home, I eagerly unwrapped my books like early Christmas presents. Every one of them seemed to be welcoming me and promising to be helpful even later in my teaching career.
I started walking towards the exit, sighing contentedly and with relief at being so ready for my classes before the first day. Then an Anthropology bulletin board caught my eye. Approaching me with a friendly look in her eyes was an elderly lady. "Are you an Anthropology major?" she wanted to know. I told her my brother was the Anthropology major and that I was studying education for elementary students. "Oh I'm the head of that board." she replied, "What classes are you taking?" Then her forehead furrowed as she saw my class schedule.
"You're not supposed to be taking that class."
To which I responded with my classic wide-eyed doe-in-the-headlights look. I was sure I had the right classes. They were all prescribed by my adviser. How could he get it wrong? I can return my books, but what classes would be open now? Stunned panic.
"This class is only for specialists in grades 4-8." she continued "No this is not right at all. So what you have to do is go to the School of Education and make them sort it all out."
"Are you sure it's not right?" I asked timidly. She blinked at me. "Well unless you're some kind of specialist."
"I'm an EC-6 Generalist with a Concentration in Reading" I said, carefully measuring my words.
"Oh, okay, well in that case you're fine. Sorry for the scare. Good luck, bye-bye."
Thanks for the mini heart attack.
Despite that little hiccough, I am all set for the new semester, textbooks and all.
In honor of all these shiny new books, lets play a little game:
Question: What's the difference between these two books?
No cheating and looking down...
Answer: One is a textbook and one is a fashion magazine! 652 WHOLE PAGES OF FALL FASHION!! Squee! You don't even know how excited I am to tear into this mag!
With these textbooks (and fashion instructional aide), this Fall should be the best semester yet.